…but I need you to watch this right now so we can discuss it. I’ve been on A LOT of OKCupid dates in my time (like every unmarried twenty-something living in a major metropolitan area), and honestly? They are not appreciably different than “normal” dates I’ve been on. And now, courtesy of TED, I know how they know me so well.
P.S. If you think flag burning is worse than book burning, please don’t even bother sending me a message about how much you’d like to make love to my eyebrows. This is not an invented anecdote.
