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Lazy Sunday: 25 August

Here are some things to read so that you’ll have something insightful and meaningful to take to brunch.

  • Girls who park in cars with boys aren’t really popular.
  • Turns out, you probably do know how to make meth after watching all that Breaking Bad. They have a real-life consulting organic chemist for that ish.
  • Here’s how to open a champagne bottle with a sword, you know, for the next time you need a mimosa while astride a horse.
  • The real question this article posits is “how would YOU better squander $100 million?”
  • Maybe you were wondering about Filipino seamen’s junk. Wonder no more. I can’t believe this is still a practice, in this, the 21st century.
  • Stop eating food.
  • This is seriously a business model I have considered and I’m so upset someone beat me to it.
  • Last week, I realized that some people probably confuse my enthusiasm for Southern culture for some kind of pathetic neo-Confederate sympathy, and that made me really sad. Turns out I’m not the only person who feels like that.
  • Alternate title: Some good tips for flying and several ways to be a complete and utter jerk (you are not very important, okay?).
  • I do love a good story of successful social climbing.

Book Club: Russian Journal

Hey, I’m really sorry, but we’re not going to do The Black Swan this week like I promised. I hadn’t quite finished it when our things were stolen, so I’ve ordered a new copy and now we wait. I hope that’s okay. I promise to come back to it. We’re going to skip ahead to the next week’s book, Andrea Lee’s excellent Russian Journal.

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Out of print, so get it used!

I fell in love with Andrea Lee‘s work via the New Yorker fiction podcast— she’s very funny, very smart, and has a lot of interesting life experiences. Russian Journal is a collection of journal entries from the year she spent behind the Iron Curtain in 1978 with her former husband, a scholar of Russian politics.

I’m a little too young to remember the Cold War much at all, but I feel like I don’t know much about what life was like in the Soviet Union during those years, and there are precious few accounts of it available to Americans. I was surprised to learn that things were at once much better and much worse than I thought there, but that’s not really the reason you should read this book.

Lee captures her day-to-day experiences as they happen, without an agenda or to prove something specific about what the USSR was like. She made friends in Moscow and Saint Petersburg, she got a lot of weird looks from peasants unaccustomed to seeing Americans (much less black Americans), and she ate and drank and slept and lived among unremarkable people. That’s really…rare. Memoirs during times of strife sometimes fall victim to editing- when remembering these times later, everything seems more urgent and more personal, like your own experience must surely have been touched by the hands that shaped the history unfolding around you.

But really, they didn’t. You didn’t know what was going on or when it was going to end, and you probably weren’t palling around with the president or anything. It’s refreshing to see a memoir that’s about eating terrible cafeteria food and sitting in your friends’ living rooms drinking brandy rather than about the time your grandmother hung out with Jenny Lind.

If this sounds like I’m saying this book is boring, I’m not. It’s anything but. I don’t know anything about Georgian peasants or the “party stores” or American-style Communist rock music. It was great to get a peak into that world. As foreigners, the Lees got preferential treatment, to be clear, but they were a lot closer than you and I will ever be to “getting it.”

So pick it up! Let me know what you think. Do I have any Russian readers? Do you have interesting stories from behind the Iron Curtain?

Next week, in honor of National Poetry Month, I’m going to be reading this. Want to join me?

Where I’ve Been

Hi, buddies! You’re probably wondering where I’ve been.Image

This is me, outside the San Francisco Hall of Justice, holding the remainder of my things in the paper sack they give to people who get arrested and have their things taken away. When we were leaving San Francisco, our car was broken into, and everything (including my ID and iPad) was stolen. Somehow, they found the meth-addled crazy people who vandalized our car and managed to recover some of our things. I’m hopeful I’ll get even more back. This meant that we were delayed returning home and that everything is a little off-kilter.

The police said that getting these guys in jail would save them “thousands of man hours and tens of thousands of dollars” and that two were wanted for serial armed robbery. One detective said we were really lucky we hadn’t walked up on them because they “definitely would have stabbed us.” Downside: all my things are covered in meth.

So I need to redo my editorial calendar and get back on track with my posts. Please be patient with me! I missed you and I’m excited for us to get back in each other’s lives.