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You Should Know How to Do This: Chocolate Syrup

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I would take a bath in it, I would.

Syrup is a many-splendored thing. A two-to-one ratio of water to sugar can turn into virtually whatever sweet concoction you can imagine. When I was working in fine dining, we had ginger syrups and jalapeno syrups and hibiscus syrups and I don’t even remember what else for our highly fancy cocktails. A dash of simple makes making sweet tea much, much simpler, whatever weird syrups you care to concoct make your Sodastream a thing worth the counter space, and of course the omnipresent bottle of Hersey’s will trick small children (okay, and also me) into drinking their milk. I see pre-made syrups hanging out at the grocery store, and it makes me ultra-crazy because it takes under a minute to make and the sky’s the limit. I’m going to show you how to make chocolate syrup today, but I’ll make some notes after the jump for how to customize it. The method’s the same no matter what.

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Do they make rubber bracelets for people who can’t stop eating peanut butter cups?

If so, please consider donating to the fund to continue my habit. If not, look at this lady who uncovers frauds who get people to actually do what I just described (i.e., give money to strangers who pretend to have diseases but are actually just fine). The fact that this exists only furthers my fascination with Munchausen’s by Internet, which started with this article.