Monthly Archives: July 2013

You Should Know How To Do This: Yogurt

I love yogurt enough that the cost of procuring this particular delicacy is a major consideration of my budget. A couple of years ago, my friend told me you could just…make this at your house. Here’s what you need: milk and extant active-culture yogurt. Warning: these how-to photos are going to be exceptionally boring.

I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life, but it’s my strong recommendation that you use whole milk and full-fat Greek yogurt. YOLO, am I right? After the jump, I’ll tell you how to do this cool biology experiment that you can eat.

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Lazy Sunday, 14 July

I hope you’re enjoying yourself as much as I am.

  • Some states that didn’t make the cut, one of which is Transylvania. If it had worked out, I would be a vampire.
  • In case this list of things to read that I give you each week isn’t enough, here are more things you could be reading.
  • This is the best story about bootlegging in Pakistan I’ve ever read.
  • Let’s all begin to preface any question with “point of information.“
  • Tallahassee is not far from here and I’m sure one of you owes me a present.
  • I’m anti-Yelp for a ton of reasons (e.g. unreasonable people write insane things than then people get fired), but it’s telling that you can’t make much stick to them.
  • I can look at these weird gendered ads for hours.
  • Why isn’t this titled “How to Rent a Car without Getting Divorced or Committing a Felony”? “Aneurysm” seems pretty optimistic.
  • Now that I could see Bill Murray at any moment, I’m brushing up on things to talk to him about, like the place in Illinois where they filmed Caddyshack.
  • I started doing this this week. Do you want to join up?

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Cheery AND they’re from Maine? Swoon.

Grief Bacon

I’ve always longed for a word that meant “hiding with the intention of jumping out to say ‘boo'”.

Book Club: Going Clear

So this week, I read Going Clear as part of a my In Real Life book club. This is my first real meeting as a member of said klatch, and you know how things are kinda awkward while you’re figuring out what people in your book club are like? Well, turns out mine are smart and like to read interesting things. Apparently, no one told them that I love conspiracy theories and cults in advance, so that’s allegedly a happy accident. Allegedly.

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Truly, there is no good way to take a picture of a book with that library clear plastic on it.

My weird obsession with Scientology began in 2009 when I was briefly bedridden and had tons of time to think about reptilians, Elvis, and staged moon landings. I find the church pretty terrifying, but also believe that everyone’s religious beliefs (including my own) sound kind of weird when overly reduced. Really, Xenu and thetans and whatever aren’t weirder than the prophesy of a zombie carpenter or the contents of stone tablets from the sky or the notion that we were possibly all grains of rice back in the day, so we should just live and let live. Well, you know, Lawrence Wright disagrees and makes a solid case for why.

I first came across Lawrence Wright’s stories about Scientology in The New Yorker a few years ago. I was comletely glued to it; his writing style is at once dense and accessible, smart, but not smart alec-y. If you haven’t read that article, I recommend you start there. It’s a long study of Paul Haggis‘ public split with the Church in 2009 and will give you a pretty workable framework for what this book is going to be like.

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Lazy Sunday, 5 July 2013

The likelihood that I’ve wrenched myself off the sandy beach yet is low, but here are some things for you to read in my absence.

  • I love a good, eccentric teacher story and also disco fashions, so this is tailor-made for my love.
  • If you’re a lady on the internet, you’ve probably already seen this average-19-year-old Barbie, but I’m still curious to know what you think.
  • The Google Street View of Diagon Alley is everything 12-year-old me every wanted.
  • Nothing says “though we’ve decided to separate at this time, we remain committed friends” like having an orgy in your limo with a bunch of girls a third your age, taping it, and then sending it to all your business contacts.
  • I was sad to hear about the passing of Bert Stern, one of the original mad men, who shot Marilyn Monroe and was the genius behind the Lolita movie poster.
  • Will bandz make Stephanie Tanner dance? Y/Y.
  • This is like those guys who commit minor crimes to go back to jail so they can get three squares, only it’s a bear.
  • Want to spy on yourself? MIT can help.
  • The Irish Goodbye is kind of rude, yeah, but I think this guy makes the case for not interrupting someone else’s good time because you need to leave early.
  • Here are several dozen Neutral Milk Hotel covers, if you’re into that kind of thing.