Do they make rubber bracelets for people who can’t stop eating peanut butter cups?

If so, please consider donating to the fund to continue my habit. If not, look at this lady who uncovers frauds who get people to actually do what I just described (i.e., give money to strangers who pretend to have diseases but are actually just fine). The fact that this exists only furthers my fascination with Munchausen’s by Internet, which started with this article.